DESCRIPTION
Self-awareness? Check. Self-control? Eh, not so much. This brutally honest and hilariously relatable drinking t-shirt is for anyone who’s made that very serious drunk promise to quit… only to ignore themselves five beers later. Whether you're the life of the party, the first at the bar, or just someone who’s mastered the art of denial, this tee speaks fluent alcohol logic.
Perfect for pub crawls, parties, and hangover brunches. Dark humour for those who laugh through the chaos. Makes a great present for your favourite drinking buddy or functioning mess. Guaranteed to get a few knowing nods and a lot of laughs. Wear responsibly (or don’t, we’re not your sponsor).
PRODUCT DETAILS
Our t-shirts are crafted from high-quality 100% ring-spun cotton, ensuring a soft and comfortable feel against your skin. This premium fabric provides durability and maintains its shape even after multiple washes.
RETURNS POLICY
In line with our made-to-order eco-friendly approach, we can only accept returns if the item is unworn, unwashed, and in its original condition with all tags attached. If you wish to return an item, please contact us within 14 days of delivery to arrange a return. Please note that return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer for non-faulty items.
However, if you receive an item with a misprint or it arrives damaged, we're committed to making it right.
Please visit the returns page for more information.
SHIPPING
All our products are custom made just for you!
- Product Time: 1 to 3 Days
- Shipping Time 1 to 4 days
For details on our shipping methods, delivery times, and rates, please refer to our Shipping Policy. We aim to get your order to you as swiftly and smoothly as possible.